Friday, November 30, 2007

Perfect Couple


Hello every one. In my previous blogs I usually tried to write about different topics. However in the two of my recent blogs, I had a topic which was somehow related- men and women. Regarding to your comments, it seems that topic is somehow interesting for my friends. In result, I decided to continue this topic in another entry. I read this short story this morning and I thought it is by some means associated with this topic. I would like to share it with you. Here it is:

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.


Question: Who was the survivor? (Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)






Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.


**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.

**** Men keep scrolling.








So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident!



Men keep scrolling ….






By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point:

Women never listen!!!

I hope you like it. ;)

Amin.

8 comments:

We will,we will rock U!! said...

I bet that every woman will scroll down!! haha

We will,we will rock U!! said...

By the way, do you mean it?
Can that be dangerous?
But for us, we felt really cold that time on the road.
So, we'd no choice but got into the car.
But luckily, he took us there.
oh, wait!!!!
After I got off the car, he said to me: " Goodbye Nick!"
We didn't mention our names to him.
Oh! Maybe that officer dialed that woman and called him to fetch us!!
If so, we should thank the officer again for this.
But who knows!?
I'll take your advice henceforth.

MIXER said...

hey if u know anything about nawaf tell me haha....poor guy i think his lost or he still in saudi arabia?

Li said...

i'm not sure if i can find that kind of tshirt, but you know what, i can find one with"i'm huge in Japan"on it.that one is really cool, ah~i'm not sure if you know the meaning of that expression in this situation~haha

Li said...

em...i will explein in class, you know, girls will see this, it's not good,man

Li said...

i know how to say this, luckily, you saw friends, do you remember there's an expression"phd" to decribe something, that's kind of the same

Li said...

"if little joey dead, what am i living for"

Unknown said...

i don't know why, some of the program is developed by some individuals, not by the apple company.